I demand it have a little top hat that it immediately removes in my presence. Then bows and says, "G'day m'lady. How do you do this fine evening?"
I could talk about autism or your confusion about LGBT, sure. Which one would you like to discuss first?
I'm sure it would friend but I'm sure they got more important things to do than see what a bunch of people are doing on disqus. Like for example she will probably take offense to somthing else small.